Hi people. I'm sorry! But if you guys (that actually read this) could do mme a favor that would be great. I want to know the BEST blonde jokes you have ever heard. Here is mine.
question: How do a blonde's brain cells die?
answer: they die alone!
ha i love that one. thanx you guys and im sorry i havent blogged in a while. i haven't even been on the computer hardly at all since i last posted! well, bye
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1 month ago
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How do you kill a blonde?
put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the pool.
WELCOME BACK, SWEETIE!!!!!
Uhhhmmmmm, no jokes, sorry. I do love to make fun of people though, so I hope people respond. ; )
And you have too been on the computer, you just choose to use your time for other things LESS important than blogging.....
Hon, I thought the answer was "You stab them with a sword!!"
; )
I LOVE YOU!!! k
I feel like I'm being a traitor to my blonde sisters, but here goes !!
ONE OF THE BEST EVER BLONDE JOKES
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh,.........
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
Here is Jordan's favorite blonde joke:
There's a brunette, red-head, and blonde who all worked together in a tall building.
The brunette pulls out her lunch and says, "If I have another ham sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building!"
The red-head says, "If I have another turkey sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building."
The blonde says, "If I have another peanut butter sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building."
The next day, the brunette opens her lunch. Sure enough, it's a ham sandwich so she jumps off the building. The red-head opens her lunch. Yep, it's a turkey sandwich so she jumps off the building. The blonde opens her lunch and finds peanut butter. Off the building she goes.
At the funeral, the 3 husbands are talking. The husband of the brunette woman says, "If I would have known about the ham sandwich thing, I would have made her turkey." The husband of the red-head says, "If I would have known about the turkey sandwich, I would have made her a ham sandwich." The husband of the blonde says, "I don't get it! She always made her own lunch!"
Thanks for finally updating your blog! I've missed you!!!!! :)
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